Whompy Doubts His Attractiveness
Today The Whomping Willows posted a MySpace bulletin in reaction to the poll right here on this very page! Behold:
“In response to the posting of my new song, Wizard Rock Heart Throb, in which I contend that I am NOT a wizard rock heart throb, the nutbags over at wizardrock.org have posted a poll asking if I am indeed a wizard rock heart throb.
Unfortunately, they’ve provided voters with only varying degrees of Yes, so anyone who thinks I’m not a wizard rock heart throb is forced to say that I am. Thanks for protecting my feelings, guys, because I really seriously worry that I’m not as cute as Alex Carpenter. Anyway, if you want to weigh in on this crucial issue, please head on over to wizardrock.org and check out the poll! (It’s located on the right-hand side of their main page).
Love,
Whompy”
