Alas Earwax!

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Alas Earwax! began with great ambitions and little to no momentum. After writing the Wrock masterpiece “Cliff Notes Harry Potter,” (a stunningly complete summary of Books 1-6 in under one minute) Mr Earwax sat back to relax, but not so. With the help of the most awesome wrockers in the vicinity, (The Parselmouths) he landed a show at the Tacoma Public Library as the opening act. Hastily writing a few songs the night before, and with his laptop computer as a backing band, he wrocked the house to mild applause. It snowballed from there, as more shows were booked (all of them with the Parselmouths) and Mr Earwax began to use his newly discovered notoriety to push his hitherto secret agenda of forcing Hermione to remove the word “SNEAK” from Marietta Edgecombe’s face, (this effort is still ongoing) and representing the Bronze and Blue of Ravenclaw House. As a greater variety of songs begain to crop up, a new word was needed to describe the genre into which he fit, and so the term “MetaWizard Post-Punk Laptop PowerHop” was coined. His first CD, “Wands Don’t Kill People… I Do” was released the day before his second show. He (and his music) can be most easily accessed at the Alas Earwax! Myspace page at myspace.com/earwaxrock.

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